"When Supercolliders Collide"
See, this is exactly what happens when online games of Team Fortress get totally out of control.
Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland have found a very strong candidate for the elusive Higgs boson, an elementary particle which could explain how matter has mass, and provide a key missing piece for our fundamental understanding of the universe.
The Higgs might have been found at the more powerful Superconducting Super Collider near Waxahachie, Texas, but its construction was canceled in 1993 due to anti-science budget cuts. So maybe the next big question is if we’ll ever find the Higgs boson in Creationist textbooks.