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"Public Pwnership"
"I AM .00000032417% OF THE 99%!!!!"
Unfortunately, you can’t deduct your fines, bail, and court costs from next year’s taxes. Frickin’ Fascists.
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"Public Pwnership"

"I AM .00000032417% OF THE 99%!!!!"

Unfortunately, you can’t deduct your fines, bail, and court costs from next year’s taxes. Frickin’ Fascists.

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"The Sexagon"
I’m sure that we’ve all suspected at one time or another that drone bombers are actually just gigantic hi-tech “down-shirt” cameras. Perverts.
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"The Sexagon"

I’m sure that we’ve all suspected at one time or another that drone bombers are actually just gigantic hi-tech “down-shirt” cameras. Perverts.

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"Wreck Support #8"
"All right, let’s compromise: we’re CRIMINALLY incompetent."
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"Wreck Support #8"

"All right, let’s compromise: we’re CRIMINALLY incompetent."

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"Making The Web Safe"
The world especially needs to watch out for the toddlers and grandfathers. Those recklessly upvoting freakshows will kill the whole Internet one day.
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"Making The Web Safe"

The world especially needs to watch out for the toddlers and grandfathers. Those recklessly upvoting freakshows will kill the whole Internet one day.

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"Hackers Vs. Crackers"
Most people still use the generic term “hacker” for any kind of cybertroll — most likely because they want to reserve the term “cracker” for laughably-antiquated outbursts of anti-white racist rage.
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"Hackers Vs. Crackers"

Most people still use the generic term “hacker” for any kind of cybertroll — most likely because they want to reserve the term “cracker” for laughably-antiquated outbursts of anti-white racist rage.

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"Grunt Work"
I saw an article with a stat that three out of four people use their phones on the john, which would make a great anti-theft device as a warning sticker.
But corporations would probably love the “water cubicle” because it saves space and money by eliminating the need for separate break rooms and bathrooms.
And executives would especially love them because they could walk around with impunity without pants on.
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"Grunt Work"

I saw an article with a stat that three out of four people use their phones on the john, which would make a great anti-theft device as a warning sticker.

But corporations would probably love the “water cubicle” because it saves space and money by eliminating the need for separate break rooms and bathrooms.

And executives would especially love them because they could walk around with impunity without pants on.

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"Battle Over The Apple"
The Apple logo with the bitten apple is actually a reference to the death of computing pioneer Alan Turing, not the forbidden fruit of the Biblical god, though both were very interested in creating artificial intelligence.
FreeBSD is a freeware operating system similar to UNIX, and contains code used by both Linux and Mac OS, which just proves that the line between Macs and PCs isn’t nearly as wide as their evangelistic fans would like to believe — much like certain fanatics of certain religions who substitute superficial group conformity for genuine individual identity.
Those extremist douchebags need to die. >:G
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"Battle Over The Apple"

The Apple logo with the bitten apple is actually a reference to the death of computing pioneer Alan Turing, not the forbidden fruit of the Biblical god, though both were very interested in creating artificial intelligence.

FreeBSD is a freeware operating system similar to UNIX, and contains code used by both Linux and Mac OS, which just proves that the line between Macs and PCs isn’t nearly as wide as their evangelistic fans would like to believe — much like certain fanatics of certain religions who substitute superficial group conformity for genuine individual identity.

Those extremist douchebags need to die. >:G

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"Changing Room"
Facebook lets you choose among over fifty different gender options to define your identify, but that’s still nowhere near as complicated as Facebook’s privacy policy regarding what it can do with your identity without your choosing.
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"Changing Room"

Facebook lets you choose among over fifty different gender options to define your identify, but that’s still nowhere near as complicated as Facebook’s privacy policy regarding what it can do with your identity without your choosing.

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"Bullet Point"
Also, teaching, working, networking, bathing, breeding, and just about everything else.
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"Bullet Point"

Also, teaching, working, networking, bathing, breeding, and just about everything else.

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"Meteoreschatology"
I so hope the world ends on a Monday. I hate it when those things fall on the weekends.
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"Meteoreschatology"

I so hope the world ends on a Monday. I hate it when those things fall on the weekends.

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