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"The Fourth World"
I’m currently under investigation by the United Nations’ International Labor Organization for multiple violations of worker rights, including the right to earn a living wage, and “Coffee Refill Server Abuse.”
Economic sanctions and military escalation may follow, but I have the ultimate retaliation: rambling, bitchy restaurant reviews on Yelp.
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"The Fourth World"

I’m currently under investigation by the United Nations’ International Labor Organization for multiple violations of worker rights, including the right to earn a living wage, and “Coffee Refill Server Abuse.”

Economic sanctions and military escalation may follow, but I have the ultimate retaliation: rambling, bitchy restaurant reviews on Yelp.

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"The Rosetta Slate"
The Rosetta Stone is an ancient stone carving that helped archaeologists finally crack the code of Egyptian hieroglyphics. (It’s also a language-learning software that helps Michael Phelps when he’s abroad to locate the nearest Subway. And weed.)
And yes, this strip continues my belief that in the future, our species will eventually morph into some kind of fantastic human-feline hybrid — if only because we can genetically design our whiskers to get great Wi-Fi.
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"The Rosetta Slate"

The Rosetta Stone is an ancient stone carving that helped archaeologists finally crack the code of Egyptian hieroglyphics. (It’s also a language-learning software that helps Michael Phelps when he’s abroad to locate the nearest Subway. And weed.)

And yes, this strip continues my belief that in the future, our species will eventually morph into some kind of fantastic human-feline hybrid — if only because we can genetically design our whiskers to get great Wi-Fi.

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"Fatman v Superfan"
It turns out, chocolate frosting with rainbow sprinkles is the Kryptonite for both Fatman and Superfan.
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"Fatman v Superfan"

It turns out, chocolate frosting with rainbow sprinkles is the Kryptonite for both Fatman and Superfan.

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"A.I. Love You"
Watson: “So, what do you think about naming our first child? Personally, I’ve always been partial to ‘Hal’…”
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"A.I. Love You"

Watson: “So, what do you think about naming our first child? Personally, I’ve always been partial to ‘Hal’…”

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"Adverteasing"
Ironically, AdultLiteracy.biz doesn’t cover irony until the very last lesson. And the lesson consists of studying their advertising sign.
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"Adverteasing"

Ironically, AdultLiteracy.biz doesn’t cover irony until the very last lesson. And the lesson consists of studying their advertising sign.

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"Exercise In Futility #2"
"Also technically, sitting down is half a sit-up."
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"Exercise In Futility #2"

"Also technically, sitting down is half a sit-up."

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"Heart-To-Smartphone Conversation"
I don’t buy the idea that modern technology is either alienating humanity or unifying it. Dysfunctional families are dysfunctional families, whether it’s Cain and Abel or the Skywalkers.
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"Heart-To-Smartphone Conversation"

I don’t buy the idea that modern technology is either alienating humanity or unifying it. Dysfunctional families are dysfunctional families, whether it’s Cain and Abel or the Skywalkers.

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"Flopout"
In a stunning split decision, the two fighters were simultaneously declared co-champions AND co-stripped of their titles.
A violent riot broke out in the crowd, and the belt was ultimately awarded to the last person standing: Mrs. Emma G. Newberry, grandmother of seven, and Heavyweight Champion of the World.
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"Flopout"

In a stunning split decision, the two fighters were simultaneously declared co-champions AND co-stripped of their titles.

A violent riot broke out in the crowd, and the belt was ultimately awarded to the last person standing: Mrs. Emma G. Newberry, grandmother of seven, and Heavyweight Champion of the World.

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"My God Can Beat Up Your God"
Shooting bullets and missiles between countries is certainly not the equivalent of flinging cards and game pieces across the room. God’s children should be better behaved than that.
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"My God Can Beat Up Your God"

Shooting bullets and missiles between countries is certainly not the equivalent of flinging cards and game pieces across the room. God’s children should be better behaved than that.

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"Electromagnetic Personality #2"
And quite possibly Tesla himself. It’s hard living up to your own legend.
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"Electromagnetic Personality #2"

And quite possibly Tesla himself. It’s hard living up to your own legend.

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