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"A.I. Love You"
Watson: “So, what do you think about naming our first child? Personally, I’ve always been partial to ‘Hal’…”
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"A.I. Love You"

Watson: “So, what do you think about naming our first child? Personally, I’ve always been partial to ‘Hal’…”

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"Adverteasing"
Ironically, AdultLiteracy.biz doesn’t cover irony until the very last lesson. And the lesson consists of studying their advertising sign.
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"Adverteasing"

Ironically, AdultLiteracy.biz doesn’t cover irony until the very last lesson. And the lesson consists of studying their advertising sign.

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"Exercise In Futility #2"
"Also technically, sitting down is half a sit-up."
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"Exercise In Futility #2"

"Also technically, sitting down is half a sit-up."

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"Heart-To-Smartphone Conversation"
I don’t buy the idea that modern technology is either alienating humanity or unifying it. Dysfunctional families are dysfunctional families, whether it’s Cain and Abel or the Skywalkers.
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"Heart-To-Smartphone Conversation"

I don’t buy the idea that modern technology is either alienating humanity or unifying it. Dysfunctional families are dysfunctional families, whether it’s Cain and Abel or the Skywalkers.

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"Flopout"
In a stunning split decision, the two fighters were simultaneously declared co-champions AND co-stripped of their titles.
A violent riot broke out in the crowd, and the belt was ultimately awarded to the last person standing: Mrs. Emma G. Newberry, grandmother of seven, and Heavyweight Champion of the World.
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"Flopout"

In a stunning split decision, the two fighters were simultaneously declared co-champions AND co-stripped of their titles.

A violent riot broke out in the crowd, and the belt was ultimately awarded to the last person standing: Mrs. Emma G. Newberry, grandmother of seven, and Heavyweight Champion of the World.

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"My God Can Beat Up Your God"
Shooting bullets and missiles between countries is certainly not the equivalent of flinging cards and game pieces across the room. God’s children should be better behaved than that.
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"My God Can Beat Up Your God"

Shooting bullets and missiles between countries is certainly not the equivalent of flinging cards and game pieces across the room. God’s children should be better behaved than that.

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"Electromagnetic Personality #2"
And quite possibly Tesla himself. It’s hard living up to your own legend.
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"Electromagnetic Personality #2"

And quite possibly Tesla himself. It’s hard living up to your own legend.

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"Privacy Piracy #8"
I don’t know why people are surprised or upset that Facebook conducts secret psychological experimentation on its users. It’s going to be so much more convenient making status updates when Facebook can just read your mind, then write it.
(Write the update, not your mind, of course. Direct mind-writing/soul-control is still only in pre-alpha development.)
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"Privacy Piracy #8"

I don’t know why people are surprised or upset that Facebook conducts secret psychological experimentation on its users. It’s going to be so much more convenient making status updates when Facebook can just read your mind, then write it.

(Write the update, not your mind, of course. Direct mind-writing/soul-control is still only in pre-alpha development.)

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"Were Number One"
America is #1 in national wealth at around $80 trillion, and it’s clear what we need to do as a nation to improve our global ranking in education: try to buy up all the better countries.
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"Were Number One"

America is #1 in national wealth at around $80 trillion, and it’s clear what we need to do as a nation to improve our global ranking in education: try to buy up all the better countries.

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"You Might Be A Geek #8"
"Hello, 911 Operator? I require emergency medical assistance immediately: please have the NBA and NHL playoffs go the maximum number of games possible, the World Cup extended with two weeks of extra time, and all the Wimbledon matches last seven hours, minimum — or at least until one or both players experiences cardiac arrest. Bless you, you’re saving a life!"
(Yes, I know the WNBA plays during the summer. My point still stands.)
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"You Might Be A Geek #8"

"Hello, 911 Operator? I require emergency medical assistance immediately: please have the NBA and NHL playoffs go the maximum number of games possible, the World Cup extended with two weeks of extra time, and all the Wimbledon matches last seven hours, minimum — or at least until one or both players experiences cardiac arrest. Bless you, you’re saving a life!"

(Yes, I know the WNBA plays during the summer. My point still stands.)

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