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"The Tenth Circle Of Hell"
"And lo, I did behold in the valley of the shadow of death, a spinning wheel, and within that wheel, another wheel, and wheels within wheels upon wheels forevermore… Then here is wisdom: let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a ping, and its number is anything over or around the mid-to-high triple digits. May the Lag have mercy on us all."
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"The Tenth Circle Of Hell"

"And lo, I did behold in the valley of the shadow of death, a spinning wheel, and within that wheel, another wheel, and wheels within wheels upon wheels forevermore… Then here is wisdom: let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a ping, and its number is anything over or around the mid-to-high triple digits. May the Lag have mercy on us all."

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"Googlenoia"
According to Google stats, the top listing of a search usually gets over 30% of traffic, and the top ten listings (first page results) get about 95%.
The last listing of a search gets practically 0%, and 100% of those people are manic obsessive paranoid schizophrenics — which oddly enough, turns out to be the major target market for Google ads.
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"Googlenoia"

According to Google stats, the top listing of a search usually gets over 30% of traffic, and the top ten listings (first page results) get about 95%.

The last listing of a search gets practically 0%, and 100% of those people are manic obsessive paranoid schizophrenics — which oddly enough, turns out to be the major target market for Google ads.

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"Incongruent Positions"
The two non-Platonic solids pictured are the omnitruncated icosahedron and the cuboctahedron-rhombic dodecahedron compound, which sound pretty obscene in themselves.
In math, a law requires an underpinning proof, while an axiom is self-evident without proof.
Meanwhile in politics, a law often requires no basic recognition of fact, sanity, or reality whatsoever.
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"Incongruent Positions"

The two non-Platonic solids pictured are the omnitruncated icosahedron and the cuboctahedron-rhombic dodecahedron compound, which sound pretty obscene in themselves.

In math, a law requires an underpinning proof, while an axiom is self-evident without proof.

Meanwhile in politics, a law often requires no basic recognition of fact, sanity, or reality whatsoever.

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"Making Faces"
12: LANGUOR14: TORPIDITY16: MELANCHOLY18: WELTSCHMERZ20: DEPRESSION22: EMO24: CUBS FAN
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"Making Faces"

12: LANGUOR
14: TORPIDITY
16: MELANCHOLY
18: WELTSCHMERZ
20: DEPRESSION
22: EMO
24: CUBS FAN

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"Fungus Facts"
Drunk Dude: “WHOOOOOOO!! ANAEROBICALLY HYDROLYZED YEAST SHIT!! WHOOOOOOO!!!”
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"Fungus Facts"

Drunk Dude: “WHOOOOOOO!! ANAEROBICALLY HYDROLYZED YEAST SHIT!! WHOOOOOOO!!!”

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"The Cat Bernard"
St. Bernard rescue dogs don’t actually carry little barrels of brandy around their necks to keep avalanche victims warm. However, all cats DO carry little bottles of gin and vermouth around, and naturally, prefer them not shaken, but “purred.”
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"The Cat Bernard"

St. Bernard rescue dogs don’t actually carry little barrels of brandy around their necks to keep avalanche victims warm. However, all cats DO carry little bottles of gin and vermouth around, and naturally, prefer them not shaken, but “purred.”

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"Applied Mathematics"
The usual minimum recommended tip is 15%, so tipping 14% would be a great way to save an entire dime. School boards that use the same principle to cut STEM education clearly were the best students in class.
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"Applied Mathematics"

The usual minimum recommended tip is 15%, so tipping 14% would be a great way to save an entire dime. School boards that use the same principle to cut STEM education clearly were the best students in class.

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"Phone Factor"
I believe BlackBerry’s Passport is actually accepted at most galactic spaceports. And even the Borg find Apple fanboyism disturbingly hive-minded.
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"Phone Factor"

I believe BlackBerry’s Passport is actually accepted at most galactic spaceports. And even the Borg find Apple fanboyism disturbingly hive-minded.

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"Funny Bone Marrow Transplant"
DOCTOR: “Your tumor is SOOOOOO malignant…”
PATIENT: “Um… h-h-how malignant is it…?”
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"Funny Bone Marrow Transplant"

DOCTOR: “Your tumor is SOOOOOO malignant…”

PATIENT: “Um… h-h-how malignant is it…?”

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"Disconnected"
"Yeah, and with all the dead apps everywhere, it’s gonna take FOREVER cleaning up my home screen…"
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"Disconnected"

"Yeah, and with all the dead apps everywhere, it’s gonna take FOREVER cleaning up my home screen…"

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